I went to a tavern and had a couple beers
My friend was so loaded and about to spill
He told me "Hey man Yesterday was such a blur
I can't even remember where..."
Where's my front door.
Where's my front door.
He put his arm around me and called for another beer
He stared speaking gibberish right out from his rear.
"lalalalalalalala"
He was so wasted that he practically hit the floor when his wife came through that open tavern door
He downed all his alcohol and shouted Ma I'm not coming home tonight
Where's my front door.
Where's my front door.
Well you drink drink drink and you drink and drink and drink
Till there's nothing left to drink so you puke in the sink
Well you drink drink drink and you drink and drink and drink
Till there's nothing left to drink so pass out in the corner where the family dog sleeps
Where's my front door.
Where's my front door.
Instead of getting anger his wife just turned around pulled out a shotgun and mowed the fucker down
Hey!
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